Brutally honest greetings

Send Your
True Feelings.

For the people in your life who deserve to know exactly what you think of them. No sugarcoating. Just stamps.

🎂 Birthday
"Another Year Closer to Death"
A tasteful reminder that time is running out. Perfect for the colleague who parks in your spot.
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🥳 Birthday
"Happy Birthday, You Absolute Legend (Of Being Annoying)"
Warmly backhanded. Great for family members you're obligated to acknowledge.
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🎄 Christmas
"Season's Greetings. I Suppose."
Tepid festive cheer for people you see at the office party and nowhere else.
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🎅 Christmas
"Hope Your Christmas Is as Good as You Deserve"
Ambiguous enough to be deniable. Pointed enough to land.
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😬 Sorry (Sort Of)
"I'm Sorry You Feel That Way"
Not an apology. A diplomatic masterpiece. For when you're technically in the wrong but emotionally correct.
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🏆 Congrats
"Well Done. I Guess."
For the promotion you should have got. The wedding you weren't consulted about. The baby you had nothing to do with.
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😤 General Hatred
"No Particular Reason. Just Wanted You to Know."
Occasion-free loathing. Post it. Walk away. Let them wonder.
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✉️ General Hatred
"Thinking of You. Unfortunately."
For the person who occupies your headspace against your will. At least make them pay for it.
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